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Ok FedEx I sure as shit hope you didn’t leave my new leather climbing shoes outside in the rain as you have indicated on the shipment tracking.
Burglar if you attempt to steal my shoes based on this post, my roommates dog will eat your face. She’s vicious.
Just check out the bad ass scars on her butt. The cop that shot her died.
She’s Chuck Norris in a dog.
Male dogs have her babies.
